How does that even happen?

by | Feb 13, 2014 | Throwback | 4 comments

In honor of our snow day-
I thought I’d share with you a story from our LAST snow day–
which was about 3 weeks ago.

In good old husband fashion–he was getting stir crazy.  He just can’t handle laying around the house.  At all.  He always has to be doing something.  So despite the inches of snow piling up outside the house–he wanted to venture out to the basketball game.
I spend too much time cooped up in this house.  So I was down.  But I don’t do cold.  At all.
So on went the fleece-lined leggings.  On went a pair of jeans.  On went layer upon layer of shirts and sweaters.  I was all prepared.  Except I had to pee.  Why is it that once I get all layered up–I always have to pee–even happened on my wedding day.

So I went to the bathroom.  I pull down ALL of my layers and just go…huh.

I was wearing two pairs of underwear.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
But do you even have any idea how hard it is to remove skinny jeans especially with a pair of leggings underneath?  No?  Well it’s pretty freaking hard.  It’s a workout.  I’m not kidding you.  I break a sweat.
So I just left both pairs on.
You would have, too.  Right?
I will say that last night we ventured out to another basketball game despite the inches of ICE piling up outside.  And I managed to only put on one pair of underwear.  Apparently this is called growth.  Or something like that.
From last night.
Yeah.  The picture is blurry.
My husband was practically running and I was trying my best not to fall on my ass.
Because who are we kidding?  If anyone was going down
it would totally be me.

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4 Comments

  1. Kelli @She Crab Soup on February 13, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    You know at least with two pair of undies you were prepared for anything right? Oh and your butt is super warm too. 🙂

    Reply
  2. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee on February 14, 2014 at 3:53 am

    2 pairs of underwear is actually a pretty smart idea. That could've been useful a handful of times for me.

    Reply
  3. Sarah on February 14, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Hahaha. That is funny. This reminds me of Joey & Chandler's shenanigans. (If you're a friends person you'll know what I'm talking about. Joey: I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!

    Reply
  4. Pleas(e) and Carrots on February 19, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    bahaha I have been known to accidentally wear my undies inside out, oops!! This is too funny though!

    Reply

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