Anyone know what day it is?

Anyone know what day it is?

YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS!!!

After three painfully long weeks away– my husband FINALLY comes home tonight!!  As you well know, he’s a college football coach.  And they’ve all been seeing a lot of this lately…
Oh, recruiting season…
>>I confess that I didn’t mention that he’s been away on any social media because I didn’t want any of the murderers to know I was totally alone and take the opportunity to come and kill me.  Legit, right?
>>I confess that the husband will come home to find me a little tanner (thanks, Jergins Natural Glow) and a little more broken (thanks, stress fracture).  
>> I confess that there may be a few shoes randomly placed around the house.  No, I’m not messy.  With J being gone, I had to get brave enough to kill some spiders.  The shoes mark their carcasses so J can get them when he gets home.  I realize this is probably the grosses thing ever but I DON’T DO SPIDERS.  And don’t lie.  You do it too…just maybe not for 3 weeks.
>> I confess that I found some old comedian CDs (that my sweet late uncle burned for me when I was going off to college and terrified of the 5 hour drive alone) while digging my junk drawer.  We’re totally busting those out for our 8 hour drive tomorrow!
>>I confess that I was sent a dress because I’m a blogger.  And I was so excited because it was perfect for my brother in law’s wedding this Saturday.  But instead I was left to frantically search my closet for any maxi dress that wasn’t super casual.  Because boot.  This is my life…
>> I confess that I think the idea of renting tuxes is the dumbest thing ever.  I know it must be done–but I went with J to try on his tux about a month ago and the tux was double what I’ve paid for any bridesmaid’s dress.  And I got to keep those.  Anyone want to go into the tux rental business with me?  We’d make a fortune.

>> I confess that my copyeditor has had my manuscript since Monday.  And I am so impressed with Sarah’s work already.  I’ll admit that this part isn’t the easiest for me.  Is it really for any writer?  I’ve always been kind of allergic to the idea of letting anyone read my stuff–so this is a big deal for me–but already I can tell that with her help this book will be much better than anything I could do on my own.  I know this is one more step that I have to get comfortable with.  But if there’s one thing I learned from the whole running thing–it’s that I need to get comfortable with being uncomfortable.

Happy Wednesday, folks!  I’m off to, I don’t know–maybe actually SHOWER because my hubby comes home todayyyyyyyyy!!
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